http://www.lowcarbwizard.com/carbohydrate/counter.html Carbohydrate counter insanity is gripping this great nation. Get some. en-us Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:30:06 EST Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:30:06 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 You see that guy over there? He's got a brand new carbohydrate counter! What a lucky guy he is to have that thing. Look at it. When he punches the digits into that piece, it's like he's getting healthier by the second. It looks just like a calculator.. But it's got a shiny new logo and is endorsed by the peeps who brought you the South Beach Diet, so it must be great, right? Oh yeah! Without one of these official devices you will not be able to control your carbohydrate intake. You will lose track so darn fast it is not even funny. Come on. Do you think that you can actually keep track on a pen and paper how many carbs you eat? Do you think people will think you are cool? To show real devotion to the cause, you need to take initiative and get a real carbohydrate counter. A gizmo like none other, one that will lead to bigger and better things for you. How long has it been since you weren't obese? Don't you wish you were no longer a fat tub of lard? Then the obvious first thing you have to do is get a carbohydrate counter, people. This will help you track the number of evil, unhealthy carbohydrates you take in. These carbs, they accomplish absolutely nothing these days. Haven't you heard? You can eat whatever you want as long as it is low in carbs. Otherwise, you die. So with that being said, you are probably looking to get serious about counting those things. Because no one wants to look like a fat loser or croak too soon. That is the sales pitch for the day. If you think you would be interested in counting your carbs in an accurate and trendy fashion, do sign up soon. The clock is ticking. An official carbohydrate counter will do great things. You can count on better health, that's for sure! Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:30:06 EST