http://www.lowcarbwizard.com/carb/low-food-products.html Low carb food products make people's lives a lot simpler. And healthier. en-us Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:50:01 EST Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:50:01 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 The Wizard speaks of low carb food products The Low Carb Wizard (above left) has no use for low carbohydrate diets. He is a mystical sorcerer and will live eternally regardless of how many carbs he packs on. Basically he is a magician whose powers are incomprehensible and he is not susceptible to the same kinds of things like obesity and death that mortals are subject to when they overdo the carbohydrates. Sorry to burst your bubble, and he does not mean to rub it in. But this is just the way it goes. But boy, does the Wizard have some low carb food products for you. BACON. EGGS. HAM. STEAKS. CHICKEN. We aren't talking about a balanced meal involving chicken, either. We are talking about the whole damn bird. Rotisserie style! All you have to do is keep the carbohydrates low and you can lose however much weight you want with these foods! Eat as much as you like with these low carb food products and the results will shock you. Not as much as the looks you get from your friends at the Thanksgiving dinner table when you eat only turkey, but that's for them to worry about. Tell the critics of low carb food products where they can stick it! Hey, if these people don't understand the benefits of low carb food products, do you even want to be in their family? Do you even trust their opinions? This is a new age, one in which people such as yourself are beginning to empower themselves through some real dedication and perseverance. You should be lauded for your embracing of the items and diets listed above, not treated as if you are some lazy slob looking to "diet" but not willing to reduce your overall food consumption or exercise at all. This is about you. The Wizard empowers you to sample yummy low carb food products right away. Lots of them. Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:50:01 EST