Low Carb Wizard - Carb Counting

Get Ready For The Carb Counting Madness

The Wizard wishes that you begin carb counting immediately

He takes this kind of thing very seriously. Just look at him at the top right. He is a mystical sorcerer, a man that needs no introduction (but who we are going to give an introduction to nonetheless, as the man is also a pimp, and one that likes his ego stroked from time to time). You see, the Wizard of Carb Counting long ago discovered the trick to getting the ladies outta them pants. Get them to lose weight, so that the pants slide on and off nice and simple. Plus there is less junk in the trunk if you know what we are talking about. We are talking about fat chicks and the fact that with carb counting, the Wizard decreases his odds of getting in situations like that. It is all pretty open and shut when you think about it, and now, thanks to the World Wide Web, the Wiz is bringing his message to you, the masses. It's time that you all learned about carb counting and started tracking your carb intake. That way you will be THIN!

Sometimes, you do it in your head. Other times, you write it down or use a fancy electro device.
Regardless, carb counting helps keep you in line. There are empty (bad) carbs and there are good ones. Complex ones, if you will. We will. All the time. Because we eat whole grain bread and pasta, we rock the house. We are lean and mean and ready to get some tail tonight. Just like the Wizard of Carb Counting would want it!
Do not think that eliminating all carbs is good, because you need them.
It is all about shunning the bad ones and maximizing the good carbs.

It is really a simple program. The Wizard always sticks to the basics when it comes to carb counting and life in general.

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